Because they weren’t written to be printed.

They were written to be ebooks.

And they are ebooks.

I thought it would be cool to get some printed too.

So if you want a real-life,

hold-it-in-your-hands,

cuddle-it-to-your-chest,

would-rather-die-before-dog-earring-the-pages version,

you better be quick.

You can always read the ebooks…